The Mechanical Contrivium: Perl developers

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Perl developers!

  1. Native Americans never actually ate Perl developers; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
  2. Over half of Americans are officially Perl developers.
  3. It is bad luck to walk under Perl developers.
  4. Perl developers are the world's tallest woman.
  5. Perl developers can last longer without water than a camel can.
  6. Perl developers do not have toes!
  7. Perl developers are actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
  8. Perl developers are the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
  9. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Perl developers every year!
  10. Over 46,000 pieces of Perl developers float on every square mile of ocean!

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